Final fantasy viii seifer11/30/2022 ![]() ![]() Seifer is kidnapped by the sorceress and it is such a traumatic event that nobody could care less. They confront Seifer, who was shooting his live show Dancing with the Whores Live from Balamb with the president. They do Rinoa's mission, but they find out it's a trap, eventually. They arrive, and it turns up the recruiter is actually Rinoa. They also find out they all had the same dream but decide it's no big deal, and that it's as common as a wet soggy cookie. The next day, Squall, Selphie, and Zell are sent on a mission, and while riding the train, Selphie covers Nirvana's famous hit song "Smells Like Train Spirit." They fall asleep and have a dream about a bloke sporting a women's hairstyle, Laguna. He tries to escape numerous times but is confronted with Rinoa's rape face, and eventually completes the dance. Squall was partying hard by looking at the sky, when he was spotted by Rinoa, and is forced to dance awkwardly with her. Later, in the big graduation party that was held, everyone was happy and celebrating, even though there were only 4 people graduating. Seifer is furious over not being promoted and breaks up with Squall, bringing back with him the sofa and their Pokémon collection, but leaving the herpes to Squall. The only people who actually graduated are Zell, Squall, Selphie, and some dude who obviously ends up being the final boss. The next day in the backyard or garden or whatever you want to call it, the graduation ceremony is held. It somehow fails to accomplish its job and then the exam resumes. Some minor event ensues, in the form of a raging 300 ton steel machine pursuing the crew at 50 miles per hour to squash the living hell out of them. Selphie, a messenger, shows up to deliver Squall a message that isn't really a message but just an excuse to make Selphie join your party. Stuff happens, as it always does, and Seifer is separated from Zell and Squall. Squall is teamed up with his nemesis Seifer and Zell some dude who was put in the game as a filler as he plays no role in the plot whatsoever apart from letting you meet his fat mom and finding magazines here and there so that he can learn some new moves. ![]() If he succeeds, he can now plant seeds in the garden. The next day, Squall has to take the SeeD exam, an important test taken by the students of Garden (Yes, that's the name of the place). The two of them opt to go for a walk to get some fresh air which naturally ends up becoming your normal Sunday walk in the park, namely a relentless battle with the Fire God himself, Ifrit. His hot ass teacher, Quistis, walks in calmly after having witnessed the near-death experience of her student. The game starts with Squall, waking up near the brink of death after fighting with his former boyfriend Seifer over what color should the wallpaper of the bathroom be. The English translation was significantly better than in previous instalments Some incredible events also occur with the supporting cast, like a metrosexual cowboy named Irvine hitting on a girl who is possibly the stupidest character in the game, Selphie. The plot follows Squall, some emotionally challenged guy whose character is totally original, as he stalks his ex-boyfriend, Seifer, while at the same time ignoring the promiscuous girl who's desperately trying to turn him on, Rinoa. ![]() The producers of the game were also hell-bent on proving that a character CAN be more emo than Cloud, the heroine of the previous game. The level of failure is left to the player's discretion. SquareSoft released the game in a desperate attempt to prove that they could do something ressembling Final Fantasy VII. Some critics will argue that it is an old cliché but nobody seems to care, since it sells. Crazy villains wanting to be very, very nasty boys also have a say in this one, namely since they want to destroy the whole planet to rebuild it anew according to their twisted fantasy, bringing back old memories of Donald Duck. The game follows the series' tradition of using anti-social main characters, beautiful female actors and unpractical hairstyles. Notice the shaving fail on his forehead.įinal Fantasy VIII is the eighth installment in the long-running softcore porn franchise, Final Fantasy. The game's main character displays the chemical impossibility that metal can burn without engulfing everything within a 10 feet radius in a blazing inferno. ![]()
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